Mitt Romney and Christmas

This may sound strange to some, but my grandchildren will be eagerly awaiting presents to be delivered to their homes by a bearded man in a red suit led by a pack of flying reindeer. The lead reindeer, by the way, has a red light bulb for a nose — certainly a YouTube scandal waiting to happen.

--Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney, responding to an interviewer's playful question about whether "an exposé on Mormon Christmas celebrations" would hurt his campaign. More here.