It's Time For Baseball!
Go away, Mark Foley and Nancy Pelosi! Leave me alone, Karl Rove and Howard Dean! Come back later, Hugh Hewitt. I don't have time for you now, Kim Jong Il, Hezbollah, Hamas, or Ahmadinejad--try not to get into too much mischief until I return. President Bush, well, you should understand, you used to own a baseball team, even if it was the Texas Rangers. Leave me be, world, its baseball playoff time. I'll get back to you after the World Series. Find the game on the radio or the TV. Let's play some baseball!