King Blogger And Dan, The Black Knight
For some reason this exchange from Monty Python and The Holy Grail made me think Dan Rather and Rathergate:
[after slicing one of the Black Knight's arms off] King Arthur : Now stand aside.
Black Knight : 'Tis but a scratch.
King Arthur : A scratch? Your arm's off.
Black Knight : No it isn't.
King Arthur : Then what's that?
Black Knight : [after a pause] I've had worse.
King Arthur : You liar.
Black Knight : Come on ya pansy.