Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Everybody Wants to Be in Show Business

Ralph Kostant has yet another choice tidbit for us:
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AND NOW FROM THE HEDGEHOG’S ENTERTAINMENT NEWS DESK:

As reported by JTA, Mohammad Daoud, the Palestinian terrorist who masterminded the 1972 Munich Olympics massacre which took the lives of 11 Israeli athletes, has assailed Stephen Spielberg for not consulting with him on Spielberg’s forthcoming film regarding the Munich atrocity. “If someone really wanted to tell the truth about what happened he should talk to the people involved, people who know the truth,” Daoud told Reuters in an interview from his Middle East hideout.

Your Hedgehog Entertainment Reporter fully concurs that Mr. Spielberg should avail himself of Mr. Daoud’s services. Indeed, Mr. Daoud should be featured in the film. If Mr. Daoud will only reveal the whereabouts of his hideout (which is probably in Damascus), I am sure that Israel would be happy to arrange, for his convenience, to shoot him on-location, as we say in Hollywood.

Ralph B. Kostant

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hold really still Mr.Daoud, that's it, that's it."

BANG!

"Perfect! That's a wrap." 

Posted by Mark

Tuesday, September 06, 2005 5:18:00 PM  

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