Weird Story of the Day: VP Dick Cheney and Senator Obama are Cousins

As confirmed by no less an authority than Lynne Cheney, the Vice President's wife, her husband is an eighth cousin of the Illinois Senator and Democratic Presidential candidate. Read all about it here. How will the Clinton campaign use this intelligence? Since Senator Obama is supported by many of Senator Clinton's critics on the Left, look for the Clintonistas to start a rumor campaign among the wingnuts, hinting that Senator Obama is actually Dick Cheney's Manchurian Candidate, through whom Cheney plans on continuing his secret rule of the United States through January 2017. Who will be the first to uncover Senator Obama's Halliburton connections? [HT: OMG]