Israeli Researchers Develop Theoretical Model for Time Machine

Here is a story that is bound to give fits to those benighted individuals who are preoccupied with imaginary Zionist conspiracies of world domination. Researchers at Technion University, in Haifa, have developed a theoretical model for a time machine, based on Einstein's theories concerning the capacity for curvature in the space-time continuum, and, more importantly, their work merited publication in the current issue of Physical Review.

Think of the possibities, you paranoid anti-Semites out there! The Jews will be able to travel willy-nilly through time, working their will on history! [HT: David Goder at OneJerusalem.org.]