Too bad, Mitt, you would have made a fine President. Rudy, we'll never know if you could have transformed the U.S. like you did New York City. Hillary, Obama and John, it's time to fold your tents and go home. It's all over. The 2008 Presidential election is decided. Chuck Norris has endorsed Mike Huckabee. What better news for the Free World? In fact, I propose a co-Presidency, of the type once foreseen for Bill and Hillary Clinton. Call them "President Huck Norris."
But wait a minute. Doesn't Huckabee look familiar? Haven't we seen a President of the United States who looks an awful lot like Mike Huckabee? Oh no! Huckabee is really Charles Logan, the nemesis of Jack Bauer on 24. Mitt, there's only one way to save us now! Call in Jack Bauer. If anyone can stop Chuck Norris, it's Jack!