Hugh Hewitt notes:
Al Gore has an op-ed in the New York Times titled "How to Debate
George Bush." Really. It is right next to Al Franken's "Building a Radio
Empire," Phil Donahue's "Comebacks on Television," and Martha Stewart's "Timing
the Market." I haven't read Gore's piece yet --I don't know if I can, actually,
as certain levels of absurdity should be avoided-- but I hope it includes:
*Don't get made up like a saloon girl with small pox;
and sigh like a second grader in time-out;
*Don't make up travel adventures
to disaster sites with FEMA directors;
*Don't stalk the president in a way
as to alarm the Secret Service;
*Don't suddenly go passive as though you'd
been hit by a dart gun containing a paralyzing agent.
*Don't bring up
anything with "dingle" in the title.
Those are pretty good starters.